Yesterday I introduced you to a friend of mine in this section that looked like half a loaf, half a felt-cloth; one of those curious species that inhabit the planet and, funnily enough, are quite easy to come across in Pamplona, especially during the days of the Sanfermin fiesta.
Today, I would like to introduce you to another mate of mine, and who is someone that has all the papers to qualify as a missing link in the human chain: Unai Gum-man.
This strange looking sight that you can see on your screens is something that I see nearly every day of the week. This "thing" walks, sings, "works" gets his rocks off regularly, can even go skating and even knows how to pose for Kukuxumusu. He is indeed, a rather nice thing, and despite what appearances might suggest, he is very popular with the chicks. This thing is stubby-legged and rubbery, and he manages to be both dirty and clean at the same time. This is all very well and fine.
Nobody quite knows if he was begot from a chewing-gum or simply came into being in the middle of the "Riau-Riau" ritual. When he is in his cups, he comes out with senseless sentences like " The great one has milled you", "If you keep on the gin it will bleed your gums and your bladder will "brake" up in bones", "or "Egagrophile on your molecules with lashings of gargly rum and cola with few ices" Anyway, things like that.
Unai Gum-Man is quite a popular object around here. Now, nobody throws stones at him nor do they palm him off with a token coin. Unai does not bite, despite appearances to the contrary. Yesterday he told us he had broken one of his ribs from laughter. Could it be possible that the thing has ribs?
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