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Today you will accompany your
girlfriend's granny to the procession. Just as the saint is being
carried past you, the intense emotion you feel at that instant
will cause you to let off a thunderously loud fart. You will cause
the procession to come to a halt as you suffer the glare of all
the surrounding public. You will turn and run off holding the
granny by the hand. As you both rush round the corner of the street
you will step right into a large puddle of fresh vomit. You will
both take a frenzied skid and crash right into one of the parading
giants, causing it to fall on top of you and, of course, on top
of the granny as well.
Your chick will split-up with you.
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