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Your first ever trip to the
Sanfermines will be an unforgettable experience. While you are
making some Belgium guys break up in laughter you suddenly slip
and fall into a great big pool of piss. As you make your smelly
exit, you will spent 4 hours searching for the damned street where
you parked your damned car. When you finally succeed in finding
the car, as you reach to unlock the car door, you will remember
the mother of that tedious foreigner who was hassling you to give
him a go of your key-ring with the whistle on it. The stench coming
from you will ward off all social interaction and will attract
the flies.
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