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Tomorrow you will attend that
select and snobby event known as "El Apartado"- where
the draw is made for the bull-fights. You will deck out in your
best whites because one of your friends is going to introduce
you to one of the most famous bullfighters. Alas, you did not
realize that your new white trousers were made of such fine transparent
material, and that your loud colorful underwear with their beach
ball designs on it, is exposed to the view of all and sundry.
The shame of it all, coupled with the previous night's hangover,
will force you to suddenly throw up right on top of the head steward.
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